Tartymionee takes Ton; Tricky Tuesday!

Hello there, all you beautiful persons. I should currently be getting ready for a wedding but I thought this is FAR more important! :D What kind of wedding theme is GOLD?! Jesus bloody christ, how many people do you KNOW that own GOLD clothing?! Ughh, [it is even rare in indian wear] and so I have decided to wear my cream thing...

But anyway what's been going down I hear you say?? Well....

Tuesday: I met up with the lovely Chris lee to buy birthday things for Becky Berry's birthdayy! We bought a Pinata! :D Umm, and I saw more of this Irish Chris character... I am not sure if I have mentioned him before but he was fairly rude the first few times I met him but he has become ever so pleasant the last few times...

But yeah, I went shopping with a load of boys in the rain. [I was totally wearing sandals in the friggin rain yet again!] Twas much fun... oh and I saw this necklace in Dorothy Perkins that I fell IN LOVE with! However I didn't think I could justify spending £12.00 on it! So I told Chris we must venture to Primark so I can see if they have a cheap version... but sadly they did not. Then later that evening we baked Berry her cake and it went a bit wrong mainly because Chris and Tasha had asked me whether they needed to put "butter in" and I assumed they meant into the mixture to which I replied "no, there is already oil" however what they had MEANT was should they grease the tins... :S But it was all fixed up through lots of icing hehehe!

Wednesday- HARRYYYY! HARRRYY! Okay- the magic four were reunited and we went to watch it and it was pretty good. I thought it was filmed VERY well- especially all the different parts of the school- the place looked HUGEEE! And umm, there wasn't enough of RON in it, I decided. Umm, well I was fairly disappointed with how much emphasis was placed on Hermione's love for Ron- because I swear that wasn't meant to happen yet. AND Lupin was barely in it at all- it just seemed ridiculous that nothing about him was explained. AND Dumbledore WTF?! His death was the least emotional thing I have ever witnessed. In the book as I was reading it I was in STREAMS of TEARS but in the film, it was like "Oh. Dumbledore's dead. AND WHAT BLAD?"

Ughh, that aside, it was still nice to watch as it IS Harry Potter! After that we went swimming and then home for dinner. THEN we met at Chris leees and blew balloons, filled pinata with starbursts, signed cards etc and EVENTUALLY made our way over to Berry's! She was very pleased especially as Chris and I had claimed to have made plans when she FINALLY decided to arrange something THE DAY BEFORE her birthday. [You see, she thought there would be no point in organising something as nobody would turn up- Silly coww] But yes, we partied at hers for a bit then went over to the pub. And I spoke to Andy Walker whom I have never really been very close to and he told me I was a FACEBOOK WHORE and that I "Like" EVERYTHING. This highly distressed me so when I got home I went on his page and "Liked" everything I possibly could. Then left a comment saying I "Like" his page and then I "liked" that comment. Ahh, it made me miss flat ten rapage.

PART II

Drowning in floods of orange GUNK

Okay, I shall carry on from where I left off.

Friday: MY BIRTHDAY! I woke up to many sweet texts and lovely messages on the old facebook! Soon after Catherine arrived at my door to collect me. I was promptly blindfolded and placed inside a car. Having touched the knee next to me I realised I was sat next to Mahyar. Heh, then after groping and tugging I realised the person next to him was not Jess but Charlotte (Simon Brewers new gf) But yeah, I came to realise we were "heading to ringwood", "James doesn't think there's enough BBQs", "Chris has parked there" and we were "near a bakery"... I slowly pieced it together and thought we were at Moors valley... turns out we were at the NEW FOREST- which made me VERY happy as I had REALLY wanted to go there for a very long time. :D [plus I was scared about being on slippery things in Moors Valley as it had been raining...]

I was surrounded by lovely faces and bombared with pleasant gifts and FOOD! :D We had a BBQ and a wonder through the trees. There was even a bit of log tossing! And plenty of singing to Grease and the likee. There was also some trauma of nearly setting the forest of firee but the flames were soon doused due to Jess' swiftness!

There was even a game of pass the parcel- the best prize somehow ended on me! [A pregnancy tester from Poundland] Heh, there was much fun to be had with that package. I even got a bit of RAIN! It was lovelyy!

Oh gifts included; A WONDERFUL APRON made by Jew Laura, it is amazing. Anddd Chris lee finally gave me my CD in a pretty box full of tissue paper. He told me to look in the box properly and hidden in the tissue was THE NECKLACE. Chris had gone back and bought it for me! I think I quite love that boy. James also made me a CD... it was very nice but fairly depressing at the same time. [Heh, my horoscope informed me my worst dates this month would be with Cancerians.]

MY CAKE had the QM sign on it. Hehehe, Catherine made it! It was AMAZING. Cake/brownie!

LATER we went to Laura's and played ARTICULATE! And James actually played properly after I somewhat publicly unintentionally managed to humilate him. But yes, that game was AWESOME even if the two laura's got a bit TETCHY. THEN we went to eat THAI at my favourite restaurant in the world! Sadly not everyone was able to make this and we were going to meet the others back in Bournemouth after the meal. HOWEVER, the meal took FOREVER to arrive. So I didn't have time to go back to meet the others so instead of going to Bournemouth I was taken to the pub to quickly DOWN a pitcher. [Which I didn't manage] then for five minutes went into a club/bar to pretend I was partying hard whilst Laura took pictures. [This was highly amusing- YOU should have been there] Then, it was hometime.

Saturday- I can't seem to remember... :S I just know I saw the big lift in the evening. Twas most fun- It is when I was notified that Chris lee and Simon Brewer have kissed before. My image of Chris Lee is forever tainted now.

Sunday- My father made me go home and eat roast in celebration of my Birthday- Jew Laura finally met my father and spent some quality time with my siblings and I. Heh... she is starting to understand "fuck you youu" :D

Monday- I went shopping avec my cousin and lil sister! I bought two bras! Twas a wonderful day. I dunno if its lax or Kelly that knows I QUITE enjoy buying underwear...

Tuesday- I got the worlds worst haircut. I honestly wanted to cry. Its the wrong shape and she hacked off MOST of it. It is really depressing. ANYWAY, I was meant to have a work picnic but it got cancelled... Gaura had a throat infection. Instead I met shortly with Georgina and Justine. THEN I went round James' house and threw his whole family into a state of confusion! [They were convinced we were back together] however, we just watched a film (a satire) anyone heard of Dr. Lovestrange? Then we chatted and caught up and read some poetry [and discussed...] and told each other about our uni work- we are pure nerdiness... [It reminded me of the time we both were in his room revising for A Levels.] Yeah, it was nice. Although James was somewhat too friendly for comfort. He tried to drive without his glasses! I nearly K.Oed his ass!

Wednesday- Wedding stress- as explained above. It was awful as my siblings continued to notify me how my hair appears to be beyond repair, I couldn't straighten it, I couldn't curl it. In the end I decided to tie it up... We didn't get fed FOR AGES. It was very stressful- Bengali's generally don't stick to schedule... but THAT was ridiculous. I ended up sharing out the chocolate stick things that Laura eats [which I had bought for her and had been meaning to give to her]. Oh, in my boredom I ended up playing the piano! Fur Elise was very much out of place at an Bengali wedding, heh, everyone fell quiet. Whilst my sisters cackled and I slowly edged away in embarrassment. [I tried to be surreptitious but its hard when in Bengali eyes I stand out like a sore thumb with my APPARENT bob cut.]

Ruairidh arrived! YES! Ruairidh arrived in Bournemouth and I got to collect him. :D I got to spend a short period of time with him and then accompanied him to Ringwood where he got collected. It was ever so nice. You have NO idea how nervous I felt...

Thursday- I got to see MORE of Ru after work. :D :D :D Then we had a meal organised with an interesting group of people. Myself, Laura, Ru, Chris Lee, Simon, James and his uni friend [Michael]. There was tension flying about.

James- slightly miffed about something thus snide toward Laura.

Laura- Annoyed that James was being a dick.

Chris- Hungry and irritable. [But still as lovely as ever!]

Simon- Himself- which was nicee as otherwise there would have been NO conversation,

Michael- Quiet and awkward.

Ru- Quiet and observant

I sadly had to leave Ru, due to threats from my sister demanding I return home- Chris dropped me off, it made me sad to know I wasn't going to see Chris for a while as he is going to a music festival. But I managed to convince him that he is spending ALL his free time with ME when he returns.

Friday. Day dedicated to Ru. *smiles* Evening spent with Laura! :D We cooked for her family, and it turns out I LOVE BLUE CHEESE. That's right guys, I ACTUALLY like a form of CHEESE.

We then watched The Darjeeling Lmt. It was fairly funny. AND there was no subtitles for the things the indian extras were saying so I translated. :D Yes, my hindi HAS improved. [Hope you're proud Lax!]

Saturday- [Yesterday] I met Ru after work and finally I was completely at ease with him and I think he has grown comfortable with me too. :D We went to watch Yannis [his best friend that lives in Ringwood- closeby] perform!

I didn't realise it was almost like a festival and we got to watch THREE amazing performances. The first was a violinist woman and a guitar playing chap narrating a fairytale whilst using their instruments in various ways to add to the plot. It was done exceptionally well and entertained me greatly.

Later, we watched a group of younger performers doing ensemble work. It concerned global warming and was extremely effective and amusing. Finally we got to watch A Midsummer Nights dream- in which Yannis was performing. It was performed to a very high standard. Although I was disappointed by the actress playing Titania and the actor playing Oberon. It was performed in the promenade/in the round. [we were sat on the grass] it was very entertaining and played to the humour aspect of the play. Yannis had a very boring role and I reckon of all the actors there he was the only one that would have been able to make THAT character interesting. He seems most versatile, I was very impressed. I think I managed to insult his mother at the end though... she had asked me what I thought of the character Puck being played by several actors and I started the sentence with "Personally... I wouldn't have done it like that..." [Yes, it was one of the Shipa is going to continue to digging moments...] Thing is- I would have been concentrating on different aspects of the play and I probably would have made it serious as I wouldn't be trying to appeal to the audience they had.... SO it was stupid really as for their audience THEY PROVIDED exactly what they wanted.

ANYWAY. It was a lovely evening out. In fact, it was quite perfect for several reasons...

TODAY- (Sunday) Work, which was extremely fun. EVERYONE is on holiday except myself and Gaura. I managed to get MILK all over my face as I tried to fix the milk machine. THAT was fun. Then later I had to change the orange juice. [Jobs I usually avoid when Georgina/Justine are there] and umm, with my BRUTE alpha male strength I managed to rip apart the tube that feeds the orange juice.. which meant all this orange GUNK was flooding down into my hands. I was just like *SHIT, DONT PANIC!* Luckily Paul was close by. So I asked him calmly to pass me a cup whilst my hands and floor was drowing in floods of the orange juice. He absent mindedly said "Yes, hold on..." Then he glanced my way and bought the cup over and THEN saw how distressed I was. Luckily he saved me whilst I struggled to fit my FIST into the gap to stop the floods of juice flowing... I was covered in Juice. I reckon I shall have nightmares tonight.

But yes, now I am surrounded by siblings. We went to a family friend's house earlier. It was rather fun. I am now trying to spend time with my cousin as she got pissed off that I wasn't spending any time in the house this past week... Heh, I kinda dedicated today to her.... seeing as tomorrow, I leave to visit Catherine! I am rather excited. It should be a very fun week. I will notify you soon.

Xtine: Worst memory and possibly best too;

I was sat on the side of the road waiting for my big sister on the pavement and woman pulls up and comes out of the car and asks me "Are you okay?" to which I replied "Yes, I am fine, I am just waiting for my big sister" and she said "Are you sure? Do you have money, a home?"

ALTHOUGH, recently I was on the bus and there was this weird guy that looks JUST like SNAPE except quite overweight. He got off the bus at this random stop and stood outside and put his finger up against the window and moved it up and down as the bus started driving off. And he left this clean long squiggle across the dirty windows. It was SO strange.

Kelly: Ru is already following this, and because I didn't complete this blog at the start on Friday he attempted to buy me THE necklace not knowing that Chris had bought it on my birthday. It was SO sweet.

I would KISS Rupert Grint. Look at this scandalous picture! Fucking hermione whore.

I am going to set myself the challange of....

Ummm, someone help? I would say lose a few pounds but mother keeps informing me that I look hideously thin. :S I think I may try to carry on with the swimming every week and become healthier as I want to strengthen my immune system as I am kinda fearing catching swine flu. I have discovered my aunt has it now, and is in hospital. I don't know how I will be able to prove that I am healthier? Kelly, help me there.

Alex; I am sure I have included 5 words with the same letter throughout this. Perhaps F? Or R?

Ridiculous picture.... Ummm, me posing as Gandalf in the group picture will have to do.. As I apparently am not allowed to upload anymore pictures. There are plenty on facebook...

Okay. Sorry, it was EXTREMELY long. Hope it was fairly amusing. Next week should be a LOT shorter. But you know how long my stories are.... [especially YOU, Christine.]

My challange is; everyone has to write about their BEST experience on a bus/coach. Last night, I met the HAPPIEST coach driver in the world. HE WAS SO HAPPY, I am so glad I met him as it gives me hope that there are happy people out there trying to brighten up the world. :)

Much love. Shifaaa! X x x x x x x x x x